Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
Remember when I was temporarily blind and my mom took me shopping but I got lost in the parking lot and ended up confused and in a hole and she just took pictures instead of helping me
He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!
The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.
this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.