*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
my friend’s geology professor is obsessed with steve buscemi
signing up for this class immediately
Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
Weighing in at a hefty 11 kilos (57,500 carats), the world’s largest faceted ‘emerald’ was mined in Brazil and cut in India. Its name is Portuguese for gift of god.
no this is a dragon egg
i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
When actresses are their characters
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it