hi. bye.

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*


 

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 


 

fashionandlouboutins101:

erinalexisrule:

I promise this is me!

XIXI


 

thelovelymocker:

remember how this made our hearts flutter?


 

 
timkarinn:


I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was


 

tastefullyoffensive:

[aaragon]


 

thatfunnyblog:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is… 

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels


 

 

 

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts


 

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this


 

 

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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